Sunday, February 26, 2012

Updates!!!

The second choice said yes!

Second Choice
The latest update in Eddie B. Dimacuha’s political plans include him running again for mayor of Batangas city and this complete line-up of councillors.
But who is his first choice as vice mayor? He first proposed to Dr. Jun Berberabe to be his running mate. But Dr. Berberabe said no.  He never wanted to be with EBD, even if he’s the last mayoral candidate on earth! As if!
And so EBD went to his second choice, councillor Eloisa Angela Portugal, and as expected, she said YES! to his proposal right away.  Not knowing she’s just the second choice!

No to Peace


This just in:  Former DOJ secretary Nani Perez has been trying to make peace with EBD! But EBD keeps on rebuffing him and snubbing him!
During the recent celebration at the Batangas City Quadrangle, Nani went up to EBD, tried to shake his hands and talk to him. But EBD snubbed him, ignored him, and left. It was clear that EBD has totally forgotten their old friendship over politics! 
Is EBD still in the right frame of mind? Has he forgotten that politics is about addition? Not subtraction?
Grabe! Nagtatanim pala ng galit si EBD! Although Nani is ok with Mayor Vilma Abaya Dimacuha (VAD), he’s a total reject when it comes to EBD.
Mukhang mas may alam pa sa politics si VAD  kesa kay ngayon! 

Friday, February 17, 2012

Under the state of INSURGENCY


 Newsflash:  We just got word that Mayor Vilma A. Dimacuha (VAD, Very VAD) has just approved the executive order making the 740th Combat Group of the Philippine Air Force as Batangas City’s Peace and Order Council.
   Putting the 740th Combat Group of the Philippine Air Force as Batangas City’s Peace in charge of peace and order in Batangas City means there is a clear and present danger from the presence of the New Peoples’ army and terrorist groups in this industrialized city.
   The move was reportedly made by VAD’s son in law, councillor Marvey MariƱo who was supposed to be a colonel in the reserve service.
   Since the truth is that there is no real presence of NPA rebels and terror groups in Batangas City that would justify the move, Marvey and the Dimacuha family are planning to invent NPA groups and terror army to protect their claim as the longest-lasting political dynasty in Batangas City.
   This means that they will do an Ampatuan, and make the 740th Combat Group of the Philippine Air Force as their private army.
   The Air Force will also be used to protect the family of robbers from the angry people that they have been robbing for the last 24 years.
   Expect terrorism from the air force group in the days to come!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Another victim of RD's DEADLY TERMINAL

NEWSFLASH:  This just came in.  A Batangas City TDRO staff was injured after his motorcycle was hit by a passenger bus in front of RD Dimacuha's Public Terminal in the middle of the Diversion Road.

By law, public terminals are not supposed to be placed near a busy highway to protect commuters.  You can't put a public terminal near a busy highway and expect people to cross the dangerous road.

But since the public terminal is adjacent to the Dimacuha's 5-hectare property, and the political dynasty will profit a lot from the development of that area in the middle of nowhere, they want all traffic rerouted to go there.

And the lives of the people endangered?  Well, RD has just to shrug his shoulders and say: "Tatanga-tanga kasi, alam nang highway, tumawid pa!'

Sino kaya ang tanga?  Yung nagpilit maglagay ng public terminal sa mismong diversion road, o yung mga taong napipilitan lang magpunta dun dahil sa traffic rerouting na palpak?

And this time, a TDRO staff, from the office that was supposed to implement the rerouting was injured.

Karma? Or a dose of their own medicine...

Monday, February 13, 2012

Bokya Valentine!

   The buzz in the Batangas City Hall is that former mayor Eddie B. Dimacuha also known as EBD or M1 will be having a dry Valentine’s Day tomorrow.  In short: BOKYA!
   
   Why?  Some of my gay crowds whispered to my ears that Mayor Vilma Abaya-Dimacuha discovered who EBD has been “taking care” of in their condo in Makati. Inampon? Weh!

   It turned out that former actress April Tolentino now lives in the condo that has also become her and EBD’s love nest. 

   EBD has been missing his girls at what used to be his office at the city hall as mayor.  The girls—all of them beautiful and perfect for his taste, like Mavic, Cecille, and Gracia are now out.  
   They were thrown out of the mayor’s office eversince RD, the mayor’s son took over. Ay mali, executive officer lang pala si RD at si VAD ang mayor.

   But since VAD does and says nothing, it was RD who was in charge.  And so, RD threw the mayor’s girls out into far flung departments where they have only two choices:  forced to do hard labor or resign.

   You can’t expect those beautiful girls to sweep the streets or pull out the grass from the sidewalks! Sayang naman ang ganda at flawless!  So they resigned. 

  And EBD, while missing them, acted as marriage counsellor to April who was always having a marriage problem with her ex-husband.

Mind you, EBD is April’s Ninong sa kasal.  That’s why whenever April and her ex-husband had a fight, she would always seek counsel  to her ninong.  

   As the latest girl in EBD’s colourful sex life, April has a monthly retainer of five figures of pesoses that is really enough for her to live comfortably and go on shopping sprees every week in the posh department stores of Makati. Sosyal!

   Dun na nadevelop. The next news we heard, sila na! At dun na nakatira si April sa condo ni EBD.

   I remember during our college days in UB when we heard rumors that April was really fond of taking other people’s belongings.  Kleptomaniac yata ang tawag dun. 

   It was too late when EBD discovered that she had the disease called kleptomania.  EBD started losing  his wallet, gadgets, jewelries, and the latest, none other than his WEDDING RING!

   When VAD looked at EBD’s ring finger and couldn’t find the ring, she started looking in all places, including the condo in Makati! 

   And that’s the reason why the buzz in the city hall says EBD’s Valentine is now bokya!  With VAD in power, she has the power to ground EBD even up until Valentine’s day for losing their wedding ring, and finding it in the possession of the girl in the Makati condo who used to call him “Ninong.”


   Ayan kasi, salawahan! And speaking of salawahan, when EBD expressed his intentions of joining the Liberal Party but was naturally rejected, he went to his other option: PDP-Laban that he has been courting at the same time he’s trying to screw Liberal.

   Kung sa asawa salawahan, sa pulitika pa kaya?
   Ang karma? Bokyang Valentine!
   Good luck na lang bukas!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Rerouted to RD's terminal

    Effective February 7, 2012, the new traffic rerouting in Batangas City was forcibly implemented despite the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board’s laws against it.

   With no public hearing and not enough time to prepare the people to the new rerouting scheme, it’s very obvious that acting Batangas City Mayor RD Dimacuha wants all the jeepneys to go to his Batangas City Public Terminal that sits on a family friend’s land and adjacent to the 5-hectare Dimacuha property
   Mayor RD acts as the mayor despite the presence of his mother, the real Batangas City Mayor Vilma Abaya-Dimacuha who just sits there to warm the bench.
The 5-hectare Dimacuha property beside the undeveloped  terminal has been for sale but nobody wants it because of its bad location ---RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

   But RD forces all jeepneys to go there to raise the value of the land, and if a miracle happens, someone might be interested to buy their land for P5 Billion and he’ll surely get the P50 Million commission.
Protest walk to the city hall. Dito natakot si RD! Ohhh!
   When over 200 drivers walked from Balagtas to the City Hall, RD was the first one to panic! Aba eh baka nga naman mawalan ng mga drivers na pwersadong maghimpil sa kanyang terminal eh mawala tuloy ang P50 Million nya.
  So, shaking from fear, RD called the Batangas city police chief Colonel Carlo Barde and asked him to disperse the drivers who walked the 6 kilometer road to air their protest at city hall. First time na natakot ng ganito ni RD--Aba nga naman, pera na, magiging bato pah!

To protect RD's interest, the city hall was fortified by security forces, firetruck, city guards, and RD's gay community!
    Col. Barle requested the crow to disperse or else, he might be forced to deal with them violently such as giving them a shower from the firetruck in front of the city hall.
   No other time has been the city hall filled with security men, some even wore bullet proof vest and carry high-power fire arms ready to shoot at the drivers.

   Ka Leody Geron, president of Balagtas drivers group was forced by uniformed guards and police officers to meet the mayor and the city hall's  gay community after he and the drivers walked up to city hall. 
   What happened after the crowd dispersed? The leaders of the drivers were escorted like criminals to the mayor’s office and RD gave them a lecture about Martial Law and Mining Law : “Everything here in Batangas city is mine, mine, mine! That’s the Mining Law of Batangas City!” According to RD.



   While RD’s Mining Law that forces everybody to go to the unfit, undeveloped public terminal in the middle of nowhere, commuters  continue to be stranded and the drivers’ families go hungry.

   And more mothers with children they take to the school and fetch after are spending more, just like students and regular commuters who pay more to get to their destinations. 

   In the end the people suffer!



Thursday, February 2, 2012

VAD’s deadly flower


   If you’re sick in a hospital, and received a funeral wreath from Batangas City Mayor Vilma Abaya-Dimacuha (VAD), one thing's for sure: you’re gonna die soon!

   ALPS Bus patriarch Mathew Perez was still alive in a hospital in Batangas City when he received VAD’s flowers for the dead.

   The entire Perez family was shocked.  They never thought that the mayor would send a funeral wreath to     Mathew who was very much alive by then. 

   Sad, bewildered, angry, and hurt, three days later, Mathew really died.

   In the mayor’s office, RD Dimacuha made all the people there promise not to tell anybody about the funeral wreath.  The mistake of sending a funeral wreath to a still alive businessman was considered a major major mistake of the year. And RD doesn't want to look stupid.

  Kaya may memo:  Nobody should talk about the stupid flowers for the dead till death!!!

   But someone did.... 


On the road to board member?

   Batangas City Vice Mayor Joe Tolentino is now making the rounds after he declared his intention of running for mayor in the 2013 elections.
   But the buzz in the city hall says former Batangas city Mayor Eddie B. Dimacuha is pulling his strings for him. 
   According to my gay spice in the city mayor’s office,  EBD was the one who pushed Joe to declare his running for mayor to confuse the opposition and cause disorder among the candidates who want to run.
   My spice’s notes said EBD told Joe to keep up the front of running for mayor only to back off before and run instead for second district board member.  With the opposition in disarray, chaos will reign, and EBD and VAD will once again win. 
Close sila? Who's pulling who's strings kaya?
   By the way, EBD wants to run for second district congressman.  But will he win against the ever pogi Board member Boyet De Leon? Humarap muna sa magic salamin! Di mananalo ang mukhang palaka kahit kelan kapag itinapat sa mukhang prince charming! Ever!
   Di na ba talaga nagsasawa sa kapangyarihan ang political dynasty na itoh?
   Dr. Jun Berberabe is also on the rounds now, after he also declared his plans to run for mayor again. 
   Ayan, labu-labo na naman ang opposition.
   With this development or underdevelopment, expect the political dayanasty to remain in power and let's all tolerate corruption, greed, and violence!!!