The Real Kikay!!!

Ang hula ni Stargazer:" Magpakatotoo ka na, kasi bistado
ka na ng madlang pipol dahil sa dami ng papah mo!"

The latest leaks from the city hall is about Dr. Jun Berberabe and his emotionally battered wife.  Emotional battery ito, hindi physical!
Kasi pag nadiskubre mong bakla ang husband mo, you just suffer in silence and pray that the people won't discover.
I still remember in 2009 when Dr Jun Berberabe arrived at Batangas City with a reputation as a good doctor and philantrophist. Everybody thought that his wife was very lucky to have him. With a house in Malarayat Lipa (Yes, he lives in Lipa, not Batangas City), and a good medical career, and a new baby. 
Nang bininyagan nga yung baby nila, Dr. Jun Berberabe got 75 ninongs from all the political families of Batangas. Magaling na yung well-connected 'ika nga.
But during the 2010 elections, many people have noticed that Dr. Jun Berberabe have one thing in common with councillors Serge Atienza Jr., Dexter Buted, and Dio Ferriols:  Like the three gays, he also powder his face and look in the mirror many times before he got out of the car to meet people and campaign.
Gets nyo na?  Kadugo ko rin sya: berdeng dugo! Vaklaaaahhh!
The latest buzz now is that Dr. Jun Berberabe is having an affair with his one and only candidate for councillor Doy Arrieta.  I personally don't believe this until one common friend told me it's true.
But what I really know is that Dr. Jun Berberabe is sooo infatuated with a cute guy from Brg. Sto. Niño, and another cutie na anak ng foreigner who lives in Sitio Papayahan, also from Sto. Niño.  At madalas dumadalaw dun sa mga boylet! As in patay na patay sa mga pogi!!!
Yan kasi ang hirap ngayon, kasi kumakandidato si Dr. Jun Berberabe for vice mayor of Batangas City eh di naman bukal sa loob kasi pinilit lang ng mga uncle nyang sina B1 at B2.  At nagpapagamit lang ay ex mayor Eddie Dimacuha, para mabasag ang boto.  Nakakatawa nga sila, kasi ang vice mayoral candidate ni EBD na si Eloisa Portugal ay tinapatan nya rin ng isang Berberabe.  Para ilaban kay Bart Blanco. Talagang napapaghalata.
With Eloisa, iboboto kaya ng mga tao ang katulad nyang galing sa balimbing family at mataray pa?
This makes me wonder about Dr. Jun Berberabe's motto:  "Makatao, makadyos, at pusong batangenyo."  Eto ang version namin dyan: "Maka-boys, Maka-pogi, at pusong bakla!!!
 Another candidate for vice mayor na pinagtutulungan nina Eloisa at Dr. Jun ay si Bart Blanco na balita namang barako at babaero.
Sinong pipiliin ng mga tao for vice mayor? Yung Balimbing na mataray? Baklang closet queen? O barakong babaero?
At least yung barakong babaero hindi balimbing, at lalong hindi closet queen!
Ang say ko lang kay Dr. Jun Berberabe:  WELCOME TO THE CLUB! GIMIK NAMAN TAYO SA GAY BAR MINSAN OH?