After the Showtime host called RD Dimacuha as HUMPTY DUMPTY look-alike, it was clear that RD’s ears got red and made a dirty finger to Vice Ganda.
Which only means one thing: “kung nasa Batangas City ka, uuwi kang di lumalapat ang paa mo sa lupa!”
Kasi nasa kabaong ka na.
But of course Vice Ganda didn’t know that then.
In the Dimacuha family’s recent visit at the popular noontime show “Showtime” Vice Ganda saw RD who was then sitting beside his mother Batangas City Mayor Vilma A. Dimacuha (VAD) Naks, kumpleto name!
It turned out that the day before another mayor from the North was also there with his fat, ugly, and bald bodyguard who happens to look like RD.
When Vice saw RD beside the mayor, he said “Naku mayor, kasama mo pala bodyguard mo!” Obviously, Vice Ganda thinks that all fat, ugly, and bald men are bodyguards.
But when someone from the staff corrected the mistake and told Vice that RD was in fact the mayor’s son, Vice immediately said sorry.
“Naku hindi ka pala bodyguard ni mayor, anak ka pala nya. Sorry, ha, Humpty Dumpty! Kamukha mo kc si Humpty Dumpty eh!” Vice said, and everybody started laughing at RD.
Embarrassed and enraged at the humiliation in front of the studio audience and the millions of viewers nationwide, RD’s ears turned red, just like Humpty Dumpty’s ears when he gets embarrassed, and pointed a dirty finger to Vice.
Oo nga naman Vice, walang gumagawa ng ganyan kay RD dito sa Batangas na nabubuhay ng matagal. Kung taga Batangas city ka, ora mismo, ililibing ka ng buhay!
At pag nangyari yun, iiyak na kami lahat. Kami lahat, except Humpty Dumpty!
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