Bokya Valentine!

   The buzz in the Batangas City Hall is that former mayor Eddie B. Dimacuha also known as EBD or M1 will be having a dry Valentine’s Day tomorrow.  In short: BOKYA!

   

   Why?  Some of my gay crowds whispered to my ears that Mayor Vilma Abaya-Dimacuha discovered who EBD has been “taking care” of in their condo in Makati. Inampon? Weh!

   It turned out that former actress April Tolentino now lives in the condo that has also become her and EBD’s love nest. 

   EBD has been missing his girls at what used to be his office at the city hall as mayor.  The girls—all of them beautiful and perfect for his taste, like Mavic, Cecille, and Gracia are now out.  

   They were thrown out of the mayor’s office eversince RD, the mayor’s son took over. Ay mali, executive officer lang pala si RD at si VAD ang mayor.

   But since VAD does and says nothing, it was RD who was in charge.  And so, RD threw the mayor’s girls out into far flung departments where they have only two choices:  forced to do hard labor or resign.

   You can’t expect those beautiful girls to sweep the streets or pull out the grass from the sidewalks! Sayang naman ang ganda at flawless!  So they resigned. 

  And EBD, while missing them, acted as marriage counsellor to April who was always having a marriage problem with her ex-husband.

Mind you, EBD is April’s Ninong sa kasal.  That’s why whenever April and her ex-husband had a fight, she would always seek counsel  to her ninong.  

   As the latest girl in EBD’s colourful sex life, April has a monthly retainer of five figures of pesoses that is really enough for her to live comfortably and go on shopping sprees every week in the posh department stores of Makati. Sosyal!

   Dun na nadevelop. The next news we heard, sila na! At dun na nakatira si April sa condo ni EBD.

   I remember during our college days in UB when we heard rumors that April was really fond of taking other people’s belongings.  Kleptomaniac yata ang tawag dun. 

   It was too late when EBD discovered that she had the disease called kleptomania.  EBD started losing  his wallet, gadgets, jewelries, and the latest, none other than his WEDDING RING!

   When VAD looked at EBD’s ring finger and couldn’t find the ring, she started looking in all places, including the condo in Makati! 

   And that’s the reason why the buzz in the city hall says EBD’s Valentine is now bokya!  With VAD in power, she has the power to ground EBD even up until Valentine’s day for losing their wedding ring, and finding it in the possession of the girl in the Makati condo who used to call him “Ninong.”

   Ayan kasi, salawahan! And speaking of salawahan, when EBD expressed his intentions of joining the Liberal Party but was naturally rejected, he went to his other option: PDP-Laban that he has been courting at the same time he’s trying to screw Liberal.

   Kung sa asawa salawahan, sa pulitika pa kaya?

   Ang karma? Bokyang Valentine!

   Good luck na lang bukas!